I Hate Subaru Drivers

"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle) 09/12/2014 at 13:29 • Filed to: None

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and now you can too! :P

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spanfucker retire bitch > MonkeePuzzle 09/12/2014 at 13:34

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What you got against lesbians?

treesmakewater > spanfucker retire bitch 09/12/2014 at 13:36

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So I drove 620 miles in one week in a crosstrek, when will I change gender?

MonkeePuzzle > spanfucker retire bitch 09/12/2014 at 13:36

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I'm not against lesbians... because I'm a guy, and they don't want me against them

spanfucker retire bitch > treesmakewater 09/12/2014 at 13:38

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Ironically enough, when you change your car. The Crosstrek is absorbing and storing all of your masculinity like a battery. As long as you keep driving it, you'll be fine. Once you trade it in for something else though, watch out.

Things will begin expanding and contracting rapidly.

treesmakewater > spanfucker retire bitch 09/12/2014 at 14:05

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I still drive my V8 audi, so no worries, right?

spanfucker retire bitch > treesmakewater 09/12/2014 at 14:12

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If you perform the right ritual, you might be able to transfer the masculinity battery from the Subaru Symmetrical AWD to Audi's Quattro AWD. I've heard it's been done before, but I've never seen it myself.